Beer, bats and Marmite beats a tropical peril

FROM THE TELEGRAPH, UK:

.....Based on my research, Chris has devised a plan. He has taken to the swimming pool to learn breath control, thus reducing his carbon dioxide output. He is planning to add ice (in his shame) to his beer to cool his core body temperature. And as he can't stand Marmite, he is going to smother his ankles in it. If that fails he will give a typically English two-fingered salute to the flying bloodsuckers and invest in a white kaftan!.....

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